"The spot bamboo synthesizes a disease".Concrete symptom is as follows:
1, the police make her fill in the form good statistics household register data, she said while being to inquire about her to once use:You think accidentally is who, will accidentally being that kind of be used the person of corset?
2, conference time, when someone puts forward a good IDEA, she says:Crest!When she feels this IDEA not so good, she says:Depend, delete!
3, be someone to walk wrong office, she says:Entered wrong area?
4, she arrives other people when the office chat the first words BE:Accidentally come to infuse water!Or sometimes say:Does someone clap brick?
5, while seeing me she always allows me to call she"love love", I once asked her colleague and knew that she isn't a moxa or together sound, the name inside also has no this word;Just her net brief name good elephant call"love love"!
According to above what time, I already completely certain she get "spot bamboo comprehensive disease", hence request I beat to report to the director right away, as to it's give hospitalization treatment, and is a new topic to study.Director Shui is really a strictly and speedily, after reading my report, immediately criticized a few big words:
8 Cs, indeed as expected BT, agree to add Jing!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1691 several small jokes
Make a family training for a junior high school kid at a time, at its English lesson originally up discover as follows terrible words:The daddy dies(bus) Ye dead(yes) elder brother dead(girls) the younger sister die(Mis) death ray(school).
There is one in some city center remit card ham bowel.Month remaining becomes:The double remits a card person leg bowel.Empress:The double remits the card person's leg.Every several days:And then the one person's leg.
Someone engraves on the lesson table:Miss your stars to fall in a drop of tears each time, the ocean is to form like this.Underneath someone replies:Miss you once put fart each time, the ozone layer is to form like this.
The some gentleman has a famous saying:Unit the elephant is a big tree that climbs a full monkey, position aloft of the monkey downwards see of is all smiling face;But the position upwards see in the monkey of low place of whole is a bottom.
The bureau chief again and again attends party, the table napkin of collections is a lot of, and the madam makes pants with various table napkin.On the first, the madam catches a cold to inject at the hospital, the doctor sees its pants left side:Welcome to taste;Is right to write:Like again come.
The professor tells everyone how to remind other people embarrassed matter:See a girl there is grass scraps on the bottom, should tactfully say: there is grass scraps on the shoulder.The girl sees toward shoulder department, then get down see.One girl:professor, the zipper of your tie opened!
One person passes 2000 dollars to the salesclerk:Buy a mulberry tower Na.The salesgirl is very interrogative, that humality:Your doorway isn't writing mulberry tower Na 2000?Salesgirl:you go to opposite, there speed 600!
The husband comes homes and then says to the wife:Who call the words seek all and say me not at.Soon the telephone rings, the wife pickeds up a words tube:Don't go.My husband is at home.The husband say not and quickly:Not is make you say me not at!Wife:Telephone not is seek yours!
The wife confiscates in the outside husband's money for a long time.Beat telegram:Soon send money landlord to force.The husband returns:In a couple of days and certainly send, give you 1,000 to kiss.The wife returns next day:Those 1,000 kissed me to give landlord, he says rent need not handed over.
Female patient:Doctor, you make me stretch out tongue, how don't you see again?Doctor:I make you stretch out tongue, is want you the ability calmness order when I prescribe a medicine square.
This morning, I got up behind incredibly with gaved my wife 500 dollars!That has what, should only handed over wages.Can the problem is that she seeks to me 200 right away.
The gastronome is tiny tiny a smile:When I ordered vegetables, seem to have never ordered a fly!Bellboy very the town is quiet:Yes, although became meat dish, you need not add another money.
One person's parrot very good Dou, put a sparrow to go in, sparrow dead.Put one eagle again, the eagle also dies!But the hair of parrot had no!The parrot says:The Ya is still pretty severe, not only the arm still beats however it!
Customer:Sir, I buy of why does the bicycle have no lamp?Clearly have on the advertisement!Salesclerk:Useless talk, there is still on the advertisement a beautiful young lady!
A spool of joke brocade gathers sex life of chapter 1692 university
Cheat be like take elder brother Wei, probably you from think very violent, but if you
Not Ke this you can never make the owner satisfied.
Rebuild to be like a plan to outside be pregnant, you at operation of time again very careful, also
Have to there is a mental state preparing to keep in every aspect to this miserably thin failure.
Net's loving is like nocturnal emission, the everyones all think that it will come, but the nobody knows that it is exactly
The time of the Yao comes.55 years old above or have the prostate gland the history for blazing a disease can skip not to see.
The teachers and the students love to be like to menstruate tide, although isn't a not only colourful affair, at to don't
At the time that person related, everyone all covered up set up for be more abashed than start to talk.
Have a class to be like and your wife**, although you don't necessarily wish,she is about each
The monthly meeting roll call asks you to come to last time,beats by dr dre pro.
Play truant to be like a habitual masturbation, clearly know too multifarious will harm body, but you
Still can not resist the pleasant sensation of that a moment.
School begins to be like to meet guest, you haven't taken a rest enough, lately an of the guest came to bother you again.
The university lives for these 2 years, you are like a quilt** four years.More darned is your root has no
The dint resists.So you are still simply to shut eyes, enjoy well
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1693 ten greatly don't understand of lyrics
Some lyricses, you aren't understand forever.
Sing is really highly difficult to exercise!Although be like hero Lun in week so can Chinese sing of be like English, is also thousand years a meet of talented person, can always have some lyrics in the endless growth years, let us living so perplexity like that-
1, hour the Hou listen to 《letter the sky visit 》 :"I lower the head, to the gully" always feels to is "my head, be like a gully".
2, "thousand years' etc. waits once once-", someone listens to:"Thousand years of female ghost, of female ghost-"
3, in those early years the be over song of various entertainment great view:How to listen to all be like"see again, see again, meet before being colourful and holding":"Meet in the mortuary" estimates afterwards to is that the audience opinion was too big, changed into "meet in the applause".
4, remember Mickey mouse and Donald duck?The slice head says that", the performance started!"I listenned to for a long time, have been thinking that he says, ", the boar moved bowels!"
5, sing in 《help male 》 :"Where have gravamen which have me".Too to, on the ground where gravamen, certainly have "nest"!
6, "always always from a distance polish an eye" of the sentence " inheritors of Chinese culture", at the beginning and anyway don't understand as well, always listen to into "always far differ for two years forever", always feel suspicious, why must differ for two years?
7, Meng court 《you actually have a few good younger sisters 》 of the Wei, in have "why each younger sister marry tears", I how listen to, is all "why each younger sister marry mankind"!
8, my classmate in the senior high school tell me, he hour the Hou listens to"the sun of side area is red and red" as "the sun of transformer is red and red"!He doesn't know at that time what"side area" is, just remembers clear, can see the west of the village very red setting sun in every evening.Most darned of BE, wear one set transformer at the their west of the village a certain eminence, at the right moment see transformer have a red day above in the evening.Hence my classmate has been feeling suspicious:What about why to write the transformer that the person of song knows their village to put in the west?
9, Andy Liou's 《Chinese 》 inside, "5,000 years of breeze and rain ah hid how much dream", listen to into "Wu Qian Lian's breeze and rain ah hid how much dream".Is strange, difficult don't become them to once have a
10, "I can thought of the most romantic matter, is slowly become old together with you", listen to into "I can thought of the most romantic matter, is sell a computer together with you"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1694 devil phrase Dian
The so-called necessity is your feeling
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