Make."
Little wood:"That why below want to add'dint'word?"
Small Ling:"Is stupid!Man below has no dint to return call man?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3796 to revenge/call a bed
The words say that there are a rightness of naked men and women's statues face to face standing still in the park already few decade ……
One day, Venus Cupid is from the sky but decline, arrive they two human face front, say:"Think necessarily you make you change towards seeing but canning not beginning definitely and very melancholy …… all right, today I for two everydays**type, do the matter that you want to do!But only have for 15 minutes oh."Words finish saying, two statues change**.
Those 2 people immediately jump into a grass cluster, grass heap send out Xi Xi Su Su of voice.Led for ten minutes, 2 people jumped out from the grass cluster ……Cupid say to them:"Is alas and also have five minutes and hurry up again enjoy once!"Finish saying, 2 people smile a to smile towards seeing, , and then jump into a grass cluster to hear around around unclearly female statue to male the statue say:"…… I suppress this pigeon son and change you to move bowels on his head now ……"
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Having a women can't call bed, each time and husband together, the husbands are all not very happy, she also feels sorry a husband by herself, so she decides to go for a doctor.
Arrived a doctor there once the condition say, the doctor says:This is easy, each time** you shout "room".The woman happily goes home, evening** she shouts:"Room and room ……" once the husband listen to, feel strange, hence is notter happy.
She arrives at a doctor there again and lambastes doctor on the second day.The doctor says:"Do you how call?"She says:I press"room" that you say to call."The doctor says:"No wonder that your husband scold you, you should separate to say!!R-o-o-m-!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3797 your mama to force./The effect is pretty good
Performance's fastenning is lining up an essay.
Boy:"The this matter son of original two of us all lets thoroughly your mama to force."
Girl:"It is what your mama forces."
Boy:"Your mama forces."
Girl:"Your mama forces."
Boy:"Go to your mama of, don't line up this to call what stage dialogue son?"
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There is a wife telling a bitterness to the doctor, say her husband is old to have sexual intercourse, the doctor gives her some tablets to make her bring back to take for husband and see how effect is.
After a week, this wife came again and said:"Doctor, tablet stick deeply, on connecting for six days, he is all early and late as attentive as I!"
"The effect is pretty good!"The doctor happily says.
She answers a way:"To!Absolutely the stick was deeply!Still played with me four times before the dead at him ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 3798 eagle and rabbit
There is a rabbit taking a walk in the forest for a day, suddenly, it had the felling of some danger.It upwards once the noodles see, indeed as expected, there is an eagle hovering around on its head.Once it see important event far from good and run.In fact the eagle is to be full to also in the sky digest for a while, however a see a dark shadow on the ground is moving, know to is a find, anyway also have no matter, carefree is also carefree, make track for!Hence, the eagle aims at rabbit a swoop, once the rabbit see, does the Zha do?Run!!Is a to in the sky make track for, an escape on the ground, the rabbit runs to run, one river is horizontal in the in front!!There is no road!!It upwards on seeing, eagle already at its head top, it gets a brainwave and says a words to the eagle, the eagle listens to this words drop all of a sudden at river in!!
Originally the rabbit says to the eagle: yours*peep out to come."
The eagle heard and used wing one Wu*, drop all of a sudden at river in
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3799 desert tour
There is a very rich man, led to get fed up with the life of city, decided to ride bicycle to desert to walk.He rode bike to walk well far, food and water along with taking all had no, he has already canned not endure any more.He rode bike to once turn over two sand dunes and suddenly saw one forest while going forward again, this could chase the rich happy break down, had forest and then will have water!Once wore forest, in the moment appeared a big river."Good" the rich quickly ride river bank and chase the bicycle go toward river bank a still, a head of is firm into the river inside.Etc. after drinking satisfied feels very tired, several days didn't sleep.Raise head and look, before there is a hotel, dash away doorway, the Mao Mao knocks on door.The owner guarded a gate to open.But have no vacant room.The rich entreats an owner, "which afraid make me sleep a small meeting all right, I am rich, all give you."Say, from the Dou in took out to a dozen of money, once the owner see, the foot has 10,000 many, see on the of money, " is so of!There are a rightness of newly married couples, once ate after meal, have been already gone out.Now nobody in the house, you go there first to sleep a short while, if their a short while came back, you drill bed underneath, never make them see!"The rich cans not consider of to talk and enters building to sleep.Can just fall asleep, suddenly heard the key open the door voice.The rich wishes:Finish, they came back, don't make the owner difficult to do ah, Ceng, drill a bed underneath to go,Monster Beats.Newly married!A pair person enters a house to do, a trouble of having of female, handling affairs the son loves to ask."Husband!Arrive where?""!Go to your this a pair Tashan to wrap.""Hurry!""Now arrive where?""Lead your this forest!""That now?""Arrive you this big river."Once the rich listen to, say bedside" eldest brother!Have already looking at my bicycle?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3800 my first time
Ever since Gao Er that year,
Be cheated by the classmate to say:"Anyway taking lessons time is it's yet early,
Go first a certain place to eat some dessert, watch a movie, I pay."
See little of the world of I think:Don't have no truth as well,
The other party since is a good friend, should can't have trap,
Besides a heap of acquaintance goes and can't suffers a los, either together, very silly with go.
Originally was to don't intend to do,
But force into participating in evil-doings, watched the somebody else's film and ate the somebody else's biscuit,
The elder sister, who passes by there, repeatedly says:"The persons all want to pass by this time!"
Didn't this words know to harm to die how many young men?
Also see a different chair bed, lie a different person, certainly still have me classmate,
The comers all took place, oneself only was still waiting for area.
For the sake of performance heroic bearing, also ownly for the first time to send out go to.
The first time is really very painful.
It is particularly so thick one to put in the body, sometimes put twice.
The side person often will ask to say:"Is not the pain painful?"
Is strong to endure heart in painful, still need to pretend on the face strong,
Have no regret or complaint,
Don't also sit on the bed good luck low voice to weep over like continuous play.
Hereafter again 66 continuously continuously went to with him several times,
Eat same biscuit and beverage,
Or same way of doing, same movie and same chair bed.
Just different object, different music, different mood, different physiology condition.
Juniority frivolous of day past, the person is getting older, the heart is getting older.
But, I can not forget the first-time experience forever.
Particularly take person who know the demand for such desire.
When someone asks me will be not painful for the first time?
I the meeting milli- take no account of of answer:"As long as you have never tried, will be definitely very painful,
But because there is love in the heart, you will would like to continue to bear.
First time, second time, third time …… N time,
You will slowly habit,
Slowly convert into the friendship of thicker honey,
Is very small piercing to this kind of don't think any further idea."
"Donating blood is a bag of, save person's one life!"BE a donating blood of a happiness person!
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